Blue waffle

An STD that makes your genitals blue

It’s Perkins the blue waffle

by YungSper June 10, 2022

Oreo waffle

This is a delicious item created to delight the masses of Oreo fans

That was a delicious Oreo waffle

by Whoreo October 25, 2017

Waffling

Complaining or whining about something.

"what is blud waffling about?"

by lunariaaah May 20, 2023

Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.

Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."

by Tomentos July 24, 2024

Dutch Waffle

A cross between a Dutch Oven and a Blue Waffle. When you fart in someone's vagina and she queefs it back out. As opposed to the normal scentless queef, this one will be as rancid as the infection it will cause later on.

The infection she got from that dutch waffle last week looks just like a "blue waffle".

by nodatahere September 21, 2020

Waffle Socks

A phrase used to describe something that is absolutely absurd.

Did you see Stacy’s outfit. It’s waffle socks!
My mom has lost her mind. She’s gone waffle socks.

by chicken.daddy March 23, 2025

Clot waffle

Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.

“Shut up, you absolute clot waffle.”
“Only a clot waffle could say something that dumb.”

by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025