Turtle Flop

This word is used as an insult that in turn means retard or fag

"BOB"
"what?'
"you fucking turtle flop"

by Tyler Rice February 22, 2008

Turtleburger

A burger consisting of turtles, with various other pieces of salad or meat.

Bill: "Dude, I just had the best turtleburger."
Fred: ".. That's disgusting."

by Turtleburgerman January 2, 2009

Turtle Claw man

a shelled man with a claw named Zac Neil Smith that lives in yukon oklahoma who drives a 72 buick shell with a 400 big claw

Zac Smith is amoung the few turtle claw man living today

by A&G1234 July 10, 2009

turtlebation

Turtlebation is the disgusting practise of masturbating turtles for sexual gratification.

Enos, a dwarf albino hunchback, practised turtlebation openly, until he was strung up by a lynch mob for his perversion.

by scodder April 9, 2010

turtle

1. a) (verb) To drive abnormally below (at least 10 k/mph) the posted speed limits, even under ideal driving conditions.

b) To drive slower than conditions say would be safe.

2. (noun) A person who commits 1a or 1b; An asshole who drives ridiculously slowly during rush hour, holding up traffic, and pissing commuters off.

Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind some turtle turtling her way down the expressway.

by Nunuv Yabizness January 26, 2011

Turtle

Verb

The sexual act of repeatedly inserting and removing only the head of the penis without inserting the shaft.

Tom totally turtled my ass last night.

by Free Nerdity January 7, 2012

TurtleBunny

Turtlebunnies are a mix between a turtle and a bunny. They are slow and fast at the same time.Turtlebunnies are known for their allegiance to the Confederate States of America. They are very hostile and dangerous and should be hunted on sight. They hate squirrels and penguins who built the great Squirrel-Penguin States of America.

"Oh my goodness! It's a turtlebunny carrying the Confederate flag! ATTACK!!"

by Axel_Bikesalot December 24, 2012