Also know as STC.
Caught by having sex with someone mentally unbalanced who then creates drama and problems through insane actions for the person they slept with.
Caught by having sex with someone mentally unbalanced who then creates drama and problems through insane actions for the person they slept with.
I can't believe he slept with her! Isn't he afraid of catching an STC?!
He seemed so nice before I slept with him. How was I to know he would have sexually transmitted crazy and break out the windshield on my car?
He seemed so nice before I slept with him. How was I to know he would have sexually transmitted crazy and break out the windshield on my car?
by SpazMN April 14, 2010
Being "friends" with someone, but both of you share a small amount of attraciton to the other. Could be because you are ex-lovers, or one is in a relationship, or that no one made a move when you first met, and now you're just "being friends"
I hang out with my ex-boyfriend, we're awesome friends... but it's more like friends with sexual tension, becase I know he likes me even though I have a thing for girls
by itsacompliment February 26, 2012
by RowanStar79 November 30, 2011
Police Officer - "Ma'am, can I ask you where those marks on your neck came from?"
Girl- "My boyfriend"
Police Officer- "That's terrible! Would you like to file a report?"
Girl- "No no no, its okay, his penis was inside me at the time"
Police Officer- "oh I understand, it was consensual sexual assault"
Girl- "My boyfriend"
Police Officer- "That's terrible! Would you like to file a report?"
Girl- "No no no, its okay, his penis was inside me at the time"
Police Officer- "oh I understand, it was consensual sexual assault"
by KayEmFitz October 08, 2013
by White Sexual Chocolate January 21, 2009
An honorary 'club' that most non-virgins belong to. Joining the club is often by accident during the act of sex where something goes wrong.
Jimmy tried to finger his girlfriend and instead gave her a good poojab. They both joined the sexual mishaps club that night.
by Ben-Jamin82 August 31, 2009
when a new love interest begins to inquire about one's sexual history, like a credit report, any sexual acts occurring more than seven years ago do not count.
Cook: "I'm glad your back with Venus."
Pete DicK: "Well, she ran my sexual credit report."
Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
Pete DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit report, at least its off your file"
Pete DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."
Pete DicK: "Well, she ran my sexual credit report."
Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
Pete DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit report, at least its off your file"
Pete DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."
by Pete Dick September 13, 2009