artic suprise

when you poop and put it in the freezer for a couple hours and use it as a dildo for pleaser.

jessica V. went poop and felt horny so she made a artic suprise because her boyfriend wasnt around.

by stephanieeeholla July 1, 2009

Crackpipe Suprise

she's so used to crack that when she gives a bj she tries to light your ballsack and smoke the spunk straight out

Had my first crackpipe suprise last night, This crack whore is crazy man she set my balls on fire and i spunked everywhere

by aidsriddledrob August 24, 2017

Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise

An alcoholic beverage consisting of two parts Dr. Skipper, one part Blueberry Stoli.

Q: Ugh, that tastes aweful! What was that?

A: Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise!

by Dark Horse Rider May 17, 2009

suprise sex

Sex that the recipient didn't realize they agreed to.

Chick: "Kobe totally raped me from behind. I didn't want to have sex with him. I'm calling the cops."
Lawyer: "Nah, it was just suprise sex. You were asking for it."
Chick: "Oh, cool."

by poohbah May 24, 2006

bottled suprise

when someone passes gas into a water battle and tightens the cap in order to give to another fellow so that he can smell the stench

joshua ripped supreme ass but carefully stored it in a bottle...he later gave us the bottled suprise and it smelled like rank horse penis

by neez/roddie September 2, 2004

creampie suprise

when u dont pull out when the girl is expecting you to do so

Cindy has quadruplets and a granny sag because Trevor gave her a creampie suprise

by ABloodyBrowneye December 24, 2007

strawberry suprise

You get really drunk and while a girl is hooking up you unbuckle her pants and eat her out and realize their is blood in your mouth and the girl says i am having my period and someone tells moe on you, and that was quiet a suprise to you

Blake got drunk and eat serina out and there was a strawberry suprise, so blake threw up.

by B boy pany April 2, 2008