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golden turtle

a giant poop that has also been peed upon in an alleyway
guy 1: ewww what is THAT

guy 2: that my friend is a golden turtle

guy 1: dude that is sick

GOLDEN GOBLET 

When ones mouth is filled to the brim with golden piss.
Hey guys, I totally got a Golden Goblet last night it was awesome!!!
GOLDEN GOBLET by jegrealsex September 7, 2012

Golden Wrappers 

Rappers with the hugest king kong dongs you ever seen wrappin bout the realist shit in the world- bangin bitches and droppin em like tha hoez they is.
ME: Damn bro- we tappin so many bitches in the club we might wanna call up the Golden Wrappers a call to join their group.

You: Fuck man, shit ya you been bangin like a Gdub (Golden Wrapper) non stop.

Me: Too bad the Golden Wrappers are so tyte we can't even make the cut, our D's aint big enough.

Golden Drip 

When a guy takes a piss with or without his partner knowing and said partner attempts to give head and that last drip of urine hits them in the face.
She caught a Golden drip from that piss i took.
Golden Drip by Starlord3 September 14, 2015

Flaming Golden Shower 

Verb: When one drinks gasoline, expels said gasoline in the near future on to some one, and lights the stream of gas-piss in mid-stream, resulting in a cock flamethrower.

The person then dies a miserable piss fueled fire related death.
I just drank half a gallon of gasoline just so I can give this dumbass a Flaming Golden Shower. Fucker deserves to die.

Golden Splashing

When an indivdual urinates into a cup (plastic or otherwise) and another person immerses their penis into said cup and comes into contact with the urine.
"Terry just can't stop golden splashing his mum."