cone farts

The flatulence in ones rectum that refuses to exit out the anus. This type of gas becomes boarderline painful for one to release, due to the fact that when it releases, it feels as though an actual cone is exiting the anus.

Dilly: "Morgan, why is your ass up in the air?"
Morgan: "i have a cone farts and it hurts!!!"

by Ogelthorp Agnus October 25, 2010

fart truster

Someone who trusts a fart and then becomes bitterly disappointed by the messy ramifications.

Joan used to be a fart truster, that is until the concept back-fired on her and she shidoobied herself instead.

by Banniflat March 10, 2009

fart explosion

the act of a fart exploding as a result of a person taking a lighter and putting it to his/her anus while farting

That ten-year-old kid next door did a fart explosion as he was taking his dad's lighter and sticking it to his anus while farting.

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

Anne Fart

When you gotta cut loose a quiet fart.

The Frank family had to "Anne Fart" in the attic when the nazis came to search.

by Jericko Star January 18, 2014

fart snitch

The person that calls doorknob. Also, known to ask "who farted?"

Bitch doorknob fart snitch fartsnitch

by vealbarrow February 23, 2014

Concert Fart

A fart that is so potent, it will bring one to tears, burn nostrils, and cause heaviness in breathing. This particular type of fart only occurs at a local or relatively large venue while a person is enjoying their favorite musical act(s).

"Hey Joe, why do I suddenly smell Taco Bell combined with a hint of Heineken and fried okra?" "Don't worry Billy, that was just a concert fart."

by GeRm85 August 9, 2014

Hershey Fart

When you fart so hard that a little poo kisses your underwear.

"Wow" that was loud and sounded wet... Was that a Hershey Fart?

by Mokeyfrog September 17, 2014