fart bong 

An apparatus containing water through which human gasses pass.

A Bath, Jacuzzi, Swimming Pool, The Ocean, Your best mates pint of beer. e.g. "Dude you just used my pint as a fart bong"

fart bong by Roger the Goat Herder July 10, 2006

Fart Stick 

used to define an unusual event or person.

Hey did you see the game. What a fart stick.
Geez, John is just completely fart stick

Fart Stick by Sticky Steve November 6, 2003

Fart Knocker 

1.a random diss that sounds funny
2. a person who knocks on their butt before farting causing you to fart faster

You are a fart knocker
Fart knockers are healthy

Fart Knocker by Urban boiyii March 6, 2005

Fart liquid 

The white residue that is left sticking to your asshole after a nice, big, stinky, wet fart.

Suck my fart liquid, bitch!
Oh, shit, that sounded like fart liquid.

Fart liquid by King Nothing May 3, 2004

fart blossom 

When a fart smells so bad you gag, even if it's your own.

"Oh Dan, you reak! What have you been eating??"

fart blossom by Melissa January 20, 2004

fart blossom 

A fart that blossoms out of ones butt like a flower.

Oh no! This one's gonna be a fart blossom!

fart blossom by Marisela July 25, 2004

Fart Wedger 

A Fart Wedger is a slice of toilet tissue wrapped to a sufficient size and persuision(Color does not matter). The said wedge is then inserted into a comfortable position between the anal cheeks. The benefit is gained from this is evedent during a public session when a fart is at a point of non-return, by acting as a sound filter. Remember to look surprised when the scent eminates.

Removal of the wedge is not required as a Borrance will eject it, at this point seat an new wedge.

This originates from Alabama - see Alabama Ejaculation Cake

Parp(whisper) - Thank christ for the fart wedger.

Fart Wedger by Sid Tetley July 19, 2006