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Dick Snott

Urban dictionary: a man's ejaculation or substance that comes from the muscle many call penis/ dick, shlong, pee pee, Becho and pinga.
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Used in a sentence: girl you better Not waste all my "dick snott"
by Miss Vendetta December 2, 2020
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Spaz Dick

When the penis begins to shake and pee blood
Friend 1: “Dude you won’t believe what happened last night in bed.”

Friend 2:” what happened bro?”

Friend 1: “My penis was shaking and jiggling and it bled everywhere. It took a while to lick it all up.”

Friend 2: “Now that’s what I call Spaz dick, heh.”
by Yeaandlaws1200 April 19, 2024
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dick bitch

a phrase used to describe someone who is incessantly and annoyingly squawking about and hero-worshipping a specific person, and personally attacking those who express dislike of said person. especially someone with higher social standing than the aforementioned dick bitch. the phrase is quite self explanatory. one who is a bitch for anothers dick. but always derogatorily.
your brother is such a dick bitch for andrew tate; constantly saying how smart he is- like obviously not. The fucker looks like he was the reason that there were always bites out of those foam footballs in 5th grade, and somehow a marine life form at the same time! Foam-eating goldfish lookin ass-
by Professer Funnæy January 8, 2024
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crokk dick

Nicknamed after the infamous crokkpot, having a crokk dick is a derogatory term used to define a very small micro penis.
Man Tony went to fuck Hannah and she told me he has a crokk dick
by lityungin2 January 8, 2025
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vacation dick

The "How Stella Got Her Grove Back" dick. The kind of dick that is provided by a large Samoan. As opposed to Boyfriend Dick.
by Mongolian Threat Singer June 8, 2016
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Dunkin’ Dicks

Essentially, it’s just Bobbing for apples, but instead of apples it’s dicks (dildos work as well)
Person 1:”Hey, are you going to Brad’s tonight?”
Person 2: “No, what’s going on there?”
Person 1: “We’re gonna be Dunkin’ Dicks, dude!”
Person 2: “Oh, hell yeah, dude! I’m definitely coming now!”
by Stanky_Leg November 12, 2019
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Dick.

A cucumber shaped mass made of cells that are attached to the human male. Size can very from 0.00000000000000001 inch to 3 feet.
by Pooperdooper111233 August 25, 2019
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