jacking my goof

Jacking my goof

Daimeyon are you fucking jacking my goof?

by GoofJacker May 12, 2022

My juicy dick

A nice desert 👍

My juicy dick is tasty! Wanna have some?

by Fang is cool October 06, 2022

my back itches

U feel a slight tickle on ur back, then it gets annoying and u scratch but can’t reach

Mom, my back itches, help!

by typxcal September 29, 2019

gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.

Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!

by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual Pleasure Of Knowing Raspberry Flavored Cocaine Is A Basketball For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual Pleasure Of Knowing Raspberry Flavored Cocaine Is A Basketball For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual Pleasure Of Knowing Raspberry Flavored Cocaine Is A Basketball For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025

In my 20 years of teaching.

If you ever hear your teacher preface a speech with this sentence. You done fucked up. It is over. You are finished and will never see the light of day again. The heinous crime you have committed by blasting loud Indian music while the substitute was teaching would have catched up to you eventually. Now you must run hide and maybe even hide.

In my 20 years of teaching. I have never seen a more disrespectful class.

by Diggy Bick March 09, 2023

My boyfried

When my boyfried gumbüł

I love my boyfried

by Sisiejis October 26, 2022