Threat 

A statement in which you tell someone you won’t purchase them donuts if they come at 8 am to buy them

Hey, if you don’t come tomorrow morning to buy donuts, you don’t get one

Hey! Don’t fucking threaten me

Threat by I need socks 5462 January 7, 2022

teatz 

A hori person from new zealand who thinks he is all that lmao

Ayo that guy is teatz asf!!

teatz by chilllmfkr lmao February 13, 2022

teatz 

A hori maori, das it.

Yo is that teatz?

teatz by chilllmfkr lmao February 13, 2022

teati 

A teati is a part of your soul that leaves when something bad happens

as much as the joke is worth, apologies connor, Putin can burn alive and I won't shed a teati

teati by Weaktothetast February 26, 2022

Theatric 

Known for destroying cod player careers

Theatric is Known for going 2-23 and making his teacher watch

Theatric by theatric’s mom March 26, 2022

Theatric 

Known for destroying cod player careers

Theatric is Known for going 2-23 and making his teacher watch

Theatric by theatric’s mom March 26, 2022

Threat lungs 

A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.

Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!

Threat lungs by FlameofUdeeznuts April 3, 2022