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fart cologne

to fart while standing, then sitting down and it permeates your clothes. Most often done prior to sitting down on the can.
Bob donned fart cologne after his last crap.
by Detricus March 19, 2010
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oral fart

to burp after having enough meal, to belch ........
last night i threw a party and all my friends binged on the tasty foods followed by foul smelling oral farts....... oh God it was really ridiculous
by anonymous January 30, 2010
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Fart Creeper

a person that enjoys smelling other persons' flatulence, usually going unnoticed
i just ripped one and some fart creeper told me it was juicy
by cheeseburgereddie May 2, 2011
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Triangle Fart

When you fart and it feels like it is coming out in triangle form.
Guy 1 "Man i have to fart"
Guy 2 "Let it rip dude"
*FART!*
Guy 1 "That felt like a Triangle Fart"
by charger08 December 2, 2010
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magnetic fart

A fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. This typically occurs with leather seats.
Bob sits in Tim's computer chair.
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!
by FubarGOB September 21, 2010
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cone farts

The flatulence in ones rectum that refuses to exit out the anus. This type of gas becomes boarderline painful for one to release, due to the fact that when it releases, it feels as though an actual cone is exiting the anus.
Dilly: "Morgan, why is your ass up in the air?"
Morgan: "i have a cone farts and it hurts!!!"
by Ogelthorp Agnus October 25, 2010
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fart truster

Someone who trusts a fart and then becomes bitterly disappointed by the messy ramifications.
Joan used to be a fart truster, that is until the concept back-fired on her and she shidoobied herself instead.
by Banniflat March 10, 2009
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