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man-chair

The one or two chairs placed outside the dressing rooms in women's clothing stores or department stores. They allow men to sit somewhere for the (sometimes long) periods of time that women sometimes take to select and try on clothes.
As I get older, I really lament the declining number of man-chairs in the stores at the Mall!
by PJ Poppyjoe January 3, 2009
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man cool

when one acts harder in front of an audience different from their usual group of friends or acting differently in front of a girl rather than their usual self.
a soft ass guy: GET THE FUCK OFF ME *threatens to punch*
friend: stop acting man cool.
by J-smooooooove March 4, 2008
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Man Udder

Scrotum, the one teet man's udder
I squirted milk from my one teeted man udder all over her face
by Centrecomm guy June 16, 2008
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Man Panda

a man who plays guitar and always wears a rasta beanie or a dc hat.
by AN_HERO_records August 1, 2008
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man curtain

A man curtain is a cape. Such as worn by super heroes and weirdos pretending to be super heroes
"Batman;s man curtain billowed in the wind as he perched atop a tall building in Gotham City."
by J Zee May 5, 2009
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Man Clarinet

The Bass Clarinet and anything lower (and, arguably, the Alto Clarinet as well).

Like the clarinet, only manlier. This is due to its increased size, deep tone, and being roughly shaped like a battleaxe.

Tonally similar the soprano (standard) clarinet, but better. Looks like a saxophone but is not, as any bass (man) clarinetist will tell you.

As the name implies, mostly (but not exclusively) played by men. Men generally play the man clarinet because it is infinitely superior to the soprano clarinet and the normal clarinet section is typically filled with women.
I played the clarinet in middle school but I now play the man clarinet.

The man clarinets sit with the bassoons and typically get shitty parts. This is a travesty.

The man clarinetists laughed at the boys who played regular clarinets.
by superbran December 27, 2010
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Man Clap

When two men hug one another and don't want to seem "gay" or "homo", they smack or clap each other on the back a couple of times to seem manly. It is manly because men hit, and if they are hugging, at least they are still hitting each other and being men.

Different from "bro hug", in that the bro hug originates from a handshake, whereas the man clap comes from a simple embrace.
I gave my buddy a Man Clap when he flew in from Florida, because I didn't want people thinking we were gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
by don_corleone321 June 12, 2011
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