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hot potato 

n. A high-priority work task that top management is waiting for, usually involving the sequential efforts of multiple employees. It will burn anyone who holds onto it too long. Upon being assigned such a task, an employee's goal should be to complete their part and pass it to a colleague as quickly as possible, before suffering the wrath of management.
A hot potato just arrived in my inbox, so I'll have to work late tonight.
hot potato by Linguanalyst August 1, 2012
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Hot Mizuno Batbag 

Slappin' a girl in the face with your dick repeatedly until it leaves a welt. Then, soothe the welt by dragging your sack over it repeatedly.

Caution: If the welt doesn't go away within ten minutes, the scrotum juice isn't being extracted. At this point shave your nuts.
Mr. Carl's girlfriend was tired of the usual Charizard and muffpunch. She didn't regret her decision to let Mr. Carl use his hot mizuno batbag to spice up the bed. She left an upperdecker afterwards.
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hey look those peolpe are having a hot fio
hot fio by chris romanski August 15, 2010

hot load 

Phrase used by truck drivers to describe freight that must be delivered quickly.
I have no time to stop and eat, I'm under a hot load!
hot load by ortrucker40 November 22, 2010

Hot Whore-ish Dream Guy 

Movie/TV trope

He sleeps with models or really hot chicks. He’ll change for you because you’re different.

He has Peter Pan Syndrome- and copious amounts of mysterious money he inherited or something because he doesn’t seem to have a job or work much on anything. This is so he can spend all of his time being a horn dog.

He’s supposedly irresistibly good-looking and knows it- some sort of man candy.

He’s um, off beat somehow – quirky himself, has low self esteem, hurts deep down inside, but masks it with narcissism.

He gets you out of your “shell” by getting you to throw things, role play as characters from Dirty Dancing, or play strip H-O-R-S-E (basketball) with him.

Similar to The Manic Pixie Dream Girl in that he'll get you to experience new things/lose some inhibitions, is "quirky" and also in that he is not successful professionally either. MPDG has Wendy Syndrome.

Different to The MPDG in that she hooks up with "nice guys", not just models, the superficially attractive. HWDG is sly and methodical where MPDG is coy and cutesy.

by Thuc Doan Nguyen, vetted by Rebecca Housel, PhD
Hot Whore-ish Dream Guy

Hugh Grant as Will Freeman in About a Boy

Ryan Gosling as Jacob Palmer in Crazy Stupid Love

Max Greenfield as Schmidt in New Girl (TV)

Chris Evans as Colin Shea in What’s Your Number

Hot 'n Now

Michigan fast food company that went bankrupt but still has a few stores operating in Michigan.
I'm hungry, lets go get Hot 'n Now
Hot 'n Now by Laura JR March 18, 2008
A game played while driving. When the car passes under a yellow light, the first person to yell hot sex gets to hear the other passengers (driver included) name someone they would like to have hot sex with. The person named has to be known by all other members of the vehicle, and cannot be famous, or be named more than once. Also cannot be a significant other.
"Hot sex!!"

"Your mom"
hot sex by Adam Ackerman September 30, 2007