Custard Texting

Texting while taking a shit.

Dude, you just went into the bathroom. Are you custard texting me?

by Club Semilia September 24, 2019

discord.gg/text

a discord community full of retards

bro discord.gg/text is full of retards

by rtxssa October 07, 2023

text injection

When you send someone a text that is Holy Spirit inspired. Sometimes a prophetic word, sometimes a word of encouragement, but always filled with love and fire! Pointing People to Jesus.

I will send you a text injection as the Lord leads.

by GloryCarrier January 19, 2018

junk text

when someone sends you a text with a picture of their junk. Normally this text is not something you wanted or expected.

I was dating a guy and he junk texted me, I was grossed out and never saw him again!

by Flav101 December 18, 2013

Apocalypse thirst text

When the world is coming to an end and someone you know know texts you for sex.

Oh my god, Nathan just Apocalypse thirst texted me. He’s such a fuckboy.

by Schmoozer420 June 07, 2020

verbally texting

When you speak out loud what you are texting. This is a real thing that people actually do when they are typing and reading out loud what they are writing at the same time.

When you read aloud as you are typing a sentence either on your personal computer or on your cellular device. This shall be known as verbally texting!

by Ivy Martin October 16, 2013

scam text

Scam texts are when you accidentally leave your phone with someone; mostly of the opposite sex and you have your friends text you for two reasons:

1. You want the person with your phone to think that you are popular and many people of all varieties are texting you.

2. You want to use that scam text as a base to see if the person with your phone is nosey and/or has gone through your phone knowing you have that scam text waiting for you.

Hy Claire, can you send me a "scam text" to my phone....I left it with my boyfriend and I want to see how nosey he is !!

Hey Jonathan, Chris, Tom, Jodi, and basically my whole address book in my phone, can you send me a "scam text" to my phone so my boyrfriend/girlfriend thinks I have lots of friends?

by scabes November 25, 2010