poop and shoot
poop and shoot by StankyCrotchahole March 5, 2010
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poop smearing
While having sex you finger the girls ass and make sure to get her poo on your finger. When ready, you pull out (before during or after cumming as it does not matter.) and smear her poo from one cheek, across her lips to the other cheek. When she gets mad at you, simply ask "Why So Serious?"
Bob: Hey did you fuck anyone last night?
Stan: Yeah bro, I hooked up with this one chick. Idk her name, but it didnt matter when I did the poop smearing
Stan: Yeah bro, I hooked up with this one chick. Idk her name, but it didnt matter when I did the poop smearing
poop smearing by Mentch12 January 5, 2013
poop broom
A mustache. A derisive term for a mustache implying its homo erotic purpose with little subtlety. Meant to disparage the ridiculous notion of anyone ever having a mustache for any reason. Also, points out the obvious fact that mustaches are clearly gay. See also butt brush
Never trust anyone with a poop broom!
Why do so many highway patrol officers have poop brooms?
Notable Poop Brooms: Theodore Roosevelt (former U.S. President); Burt Reynolds (actor); Freddy Mercury (rock singer); Jeff Kent (baseball player) Ron Jeremy (actor, international statesman).
Why do so many highway patrol officers have poop brooms?
Notable Poop Brooms: Theodore Roosevelt (former U.S. President); Burt Reynolds (actor); Freddy Mercury (rock singer); Jeff Kent (baseball player) Ron Jeremy (actor, international statesman).
poop broom by obi wan June 11, 2006
poop tit
A common occurance in drunken sexual encounters, the smearing of fecal matter on a womans bust, usually inadvertant, while attempting to dunk your nuts in her mouth. Usually associated with poor balance and easily avoided with a tactful dunking stance.
Ben- dude i really pooped shit up last night
Jack- what crappened?
Ben- I was trying to squat my nuts in my girl's sack hole, right? i fuckin lost my balance, fell back and gave her the ol' poop tit
Jack- aww dude
Ben- its fine she was into it.
Jack- what crappened?
Ben- I was trying to squat my nuts in my girl's sack hole, right? i fuckin lost my balance, fell back and gave her the ol' poop tit
Jack- aww dude
Ben- its fine she was into it.
poop tit by dickmaster69 January 7, 2011
Poop In My Shoe!
An exclamation of great outrage and hopelessness used when realizing that your current situation (usually consisting of an upcoming task or decision) cannot get any worse and that there is no avoiding the impending discomfort to come. Typically used when a situation is of similar despair to that of when one wakes up to find that someone has defecated inside his/her only pair of shoes, and knowing that they will not have adequate time to fully clean said footwear before having to be somewhere that day.
Cop: "Your friend told me that you're carrying marijuana."
You: "He was just kidding."
Cop: "Yeah well I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a full body cavity search in public anyway... and I don't have any gloves either"
You: "Poop In My Shoe!"
Doctor: "Well it looks like we're not going to be able to reconstruct your penis from the accident, but we should be able to fix you up with an older lady's donated vagina."
You: "Poop In My Shoe!"
You: "He was just kidding."
Cop: "Yeah well I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a full body cavity search in public anyway... and I don't have any gloves either"
You: "Poop In My Shoe!"
Doctor: "Well it looks like we're not going to be able to reconstruct your penis from the accident, but we should be able to fix you up with an older lady's donated vagina."
You: "Poop In My Shoe!"
Poop In My Shoe! by LarryROIDS!!! March 8, 2011