john browning 

A firearms designed that was active in the late 19th century up until his death in 1926. Primarily notable for being the inventor of the modern semi-automatic pistol.

John Browning invented the pistol as we know it today, but also invented some machine guns and longarms.

john browning by Phil McAwesome February 23, 2008

John Mac

The most evil supervillian ever. Is directly responsible for aids, racism, high tuition fees, the global recession and why I can buy acid at the convenience store.

It should also be noted that he provided both the sperm and robotic equipment necessary to produce the cyborg known as Stephen Harper.

Whats that John Mac, you caused aids and racism and the global recession and tuition increases and you are the father of Stephen Harper? DAMN!

John Mac by GMac_1511 March 9, 2009

john deere green 

Country term for marijuana.

Hey Bubba, got any of that John Deere green?

john deere green by GreenQueen94 April 10, 2017

john boyle

An entire fucking chad. Sexy as fuck and always tryina be cool. You call him chad and he owns a pc

My friend john boyle has the most massive cock

john boyle by big dick catron November 8, 2018

John Edwards 

Cuckoo. The pot calling the kettle black. A disgusting and hypocritical trial lawyer who got rich by suing health care providers who is now ironically in the US Senate and running for President of the United States as a Democrat. Whoda thunk it? He attacked other rich persons, particularly George W. Bush for allegedly being out of touch with mainstream America, claiming he (Edwards) is "the only middle class American in the Presidential race", yet he is not just one of North Carolina’s richest persons but considered the “most affluent” candidate for the 2008 election. He’s is a laughingstock, hypocrite and a liar.

John Edwards is John Kerry's buttbuddy. They are two peas in a pod. They were both losers in the 2004 Presidential election.

John Edwards by [e-mail] August 5, 2007

John Lennon 

1. Sexiest man in history, as well as the sexiest man there will ever be.
2. "Founder", you could say, of the Beatles.
3. Bigger than Jesus, as are the other three Beatles, too.
4. Definitely cuter than Paul. (In reference to V.S. Eliot's entry on John Lennon.)
5. Too good for Yoko.

Why does everyone think Paul is like, super adorable? (Well, he is, but I don't think he's cuter than say, Ringo and John.) I think John Lennon is cuter than Paul McCartney! I mean, Paul is a very close second, but Johnny's SO SUPER CUTE! As well as effin' sexy.

John Lennon by Mrs. Lennon April 13, 2009

John lennon 

The self proclaimed 'King of Hippies' according to Cartman.

"Are you telling us that this book is filthy, inappropriate and made a guy shoot the king of hippies? Can we read it right now?"
-Cartman talking about the catcher in the rye and John Lennon

John lennon by S.McBoogerBalls July 8, 2010