bro job

When a coworker is infatuated with another coworkers penis. He stares at it all day. He will curiously ask how big it is, if you have foreskin, do you cum a lot, etc. Soon he will ask to give you a blow job at work.

Vargass: “Dood how big is your dick?”
Coworker: “WTF?”
Vargass: “c’mon man let me suck it… it's called a Bro Job... no homo of course.”

by spanky meat loaf August 14, 2016

Ring Job

The act of placing gummy peach rings on your dick and getting a toothless doneky wearing a top hat to suck you off.

Man what a ring job that was.

by rustyskrewdriver September 14, 2010

head-job

A head-job is a quickie jack-off that a guy does when he stands at a urinal and jacks off.

Sometimes, between classes, I just have to give myself a head-job!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

Job Snob

Someone who won't take a job they feel is beneath them even though they are unemployed and running out of cash fast

John wouldn't work for his dad's cleaning company when he got fired from the accountancy firm, he is such a job snob

by aoifepaula December 9, 2008

bite job

To stimulate an erect penis with ones teeth, resulting in bloody discomfort.

Andrew: wow, Kieth Beven just gave me a massive bite job and shredded my cock.
Graham: How much did it bleed?
Andrew: About a pint, it was so wet.

by Mr Sandy Gee May 28, 2008

Hang Job

When a girl (or possibly guy given sexual preference) performs a hand job on the male. Just when he is about to cum, she stops and walks away leaving the guy unfinished. She then rushes back and jerks him off as hard as she can till he busts.

Dude this girl was giving me a hang job last night, and just stopped out of nowhere and left the room ... then she rushed back in with an outstanding finish.

by iplaywithsquirls February 1, 2008

Pun-job

When an Indian girl with a mustache gives you a hairy blowjob.

"Man that Indian girl gave me such a good Pun-job. I can't tell what are my pubes and her mustache hairs!

by Iheartpunjab March 28, 2009