fart lift off
My head really hurts. It started yesterday when I smashed my head against the ceiling after a fart lift off
fart lift off by Jose the crack smuggler April 27, 2004
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Fart Hug
The act of drinking three gallons of apple juice in order to achieve really dirty smelling farts. Then cut a powerful fart and before the smell can disperse run up to someone (preferably a perfect stranger on the street) and give them a good five second hug. Cherish the perplexed and disgusted look on their face, priceless.
Fart Hug by Daryllrn Tonkminferd May 12, 2011
fart bang
1. When two people are spooning (woman is big spoon and man is little spoon) and the man farts into the woman's vagina.
Or
2. when a man farts in a woman's mouth.
Or
2. when a man farts in a woman's mouth.
1. I was spooning Anton last night and that fool fart banged my FUPA!
2. yo dawg, shit was getting so freaky last night while La Fonda was giving me the rusty trombone I fart banged her in the face!
2. yo dawg, shit was getting so freaky last night while La Fonda was giving me the rusty trombone I fart banged her in the face!
fart bang by sugar midget January 6, 2013
Fart Eater
Fart Eater by gmantissa July 1, 2019
fart blossom
fart blossom by Too cool for you December 12, 2007
fart blocker
1. fart blocker is something placed in anus that stops one from
releasing gases from the intestines; most naturally it's one's faeces,
upon the release of which the stench becomes unbearable;
2. fart blocker is a Polish urban dweller youth that tries to live along the lines of so-called "hip-hop culture" (aka "blocker"/"blockers", from the Polish word "blok" meaning "block of flats", the cheap dwelling made popular throughout the Soviet-era Poland); fart blockers can be better
known as "piggaz" (see: pigga - Polish white nigga); it became a definition for any hip-hop lover
releasing gases from the intestines; most naturally it's one's faeces,
upon the release of which the stench becomes unbearable;
2. fart blocker is a Polish urban dweller youth that tries to live along the lines of so-called "hip-hop culture" (aka "blocker"/"blockers", from the Polish word "blok" meaning "block of flats", the cheap dwelling made popular throughout the Soviet-era Poland); fart blockers can be better
known as "piggaz" (see: pigga - Polish white nigga); it became a definition for any hip-hop lover
1.
I've had too much of those Mc Crap food and cheap beer - I can't fart, there is a fart blocker somewhere inside.
2.
- Oh no! Those fart blockers busted my car again for no apparent reason! Can't they just do something useful for the society? I mean, what's the reason for being a fart blocker? DO they strive for the better of the humanity, go against the established values to create a new society?
- Nope dude. They can't, they're just not intelligent to write proper Polish on the Internet and nope, they don't have values - they just consume the moronic goo of what's called hip-hop culture and give their pocket money to the companies that tell them what to do. Their ideology is just a product to sell: wear their clothes and do nothing intelligent, so that they spend all their money to the benefit of the multinational companies.
- S'just whack, man!
They walk away as the fart blockers stare at them with that empty look of a sedated moron
I've had too much of those Mc Crap food and cheap beer - I can't fart, there is a fart blocker somewhere inside.
2.
- Oh no! Those fart blockers busted my car again for no apparent reason! Can't they just do something useful for the society? I mean, what's the reason for being a fart blocker? DO they strive for the better of the humanity, go against the established values to create a new society?
- Nope dude. They can't, they're just not intelligent to write proper Polish on the Internet and nope, they don't have values - they just consume the moronic goo of what's called hip-hop culture and give their pocket money to the companies that tell them what to do. Their ideology is just a product to sell: wear their clothes and do nothing intelligent, so that they spend all their money to the benefit of the multinational companies.
- S'just whack, man!
They walk away as the fart blockers stare at them with that empty look of a sedated moron
fart blocker by Yossup December 13, 2008