On Channel 27 at a quarter to three,
I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,
so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way
I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away
Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say
There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws
It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,
but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears
Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?
I saw a faggot cat looking right at me
Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices
It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar
Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium
Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,
'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power
When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat
I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,
so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way
I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away
Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say
There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws
It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,
but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears
Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?
I saw a faggot cat looking right at me
Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices
It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar
Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium
Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,
'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power
When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat
by Telephony May 29, 2016
Get the Faggot Cat mug.Originated after airline deregulation in 1978. Cat Hunting is the act of hunting for stray cats while Flight Attendants are on long layovers in international and domestic locations. The participants are normally divorced and those who have been flying for over 10 years. Flight Attendants use many methods (stetegically placing open cans of cat food around the layover hotel, trees, dumpsters and parks) to attract the stray cats and take them home at the conclusion of the trip.
Example 1:
Flight Attendant #3: Where are Sue and Rob?
Flight Attendant #4: I believe they went cat hunting yesterday.
Flight Attendant #1(Rob): Sorry I'm late. Our trip ran alittle late.
Flight Attendant #2(Sue): I managed to catch 3 cats this week! Momma is a WINNER!
Example 2:
Flight Attendant #1: Are you going to join Sue and I on our layover in Pittsburgh?
Flight Attendant #2: We are going cat hunting! We usually have good luck in Pittsburgh!
Flight Attendant Newbie: ummm, I'm allergic to cats.
Flight Attendant #1 : Tragic!!! Work would be so boring if I couldn't go cat hunting with the crew!
Flight Attendant #3: Where are Sue and Rob?
Flight Attendant #4: I believe they went cat hunting yesterday.
Flight Attendant #1(Rob): Sorry I'm late. Our trip ran alittle late.
Flight Attendant #2(Sue): I managed to catch 3 cats this week! Momma is a WINNER!
Example 2:
Flight Attendant #1: Are you going to join Sue and I on our layover in Pittsburgh?
Flight Attendant #2: We are going cat hunting! We usually have good luck in Pittsburgh!
Flight Attendant Newbie: ummm, I'm allergic to cats.
Flight Attendant #1 : Tragic!!! Work would be so boring if I couldn't go cat hunting with the crew!
by Pitflyguy June 2, 2012
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Get the cat noir mug.A term indigenous to the southern Virginia region used to describe someone who is considered cock diesel. See also cock diesel.
by eph206 October 5, 2003
Get the hoss cat mug.A biscuit.
A term generally used in the south or by older people. Usually refers to a homemade biscuit and not that store bought junk that comes in a can.
A term generally used in the south or by older people. Usually refers to a homemade biscuit and not that store bought junk that comes in a can.
The best thing about granny's cat heads is there's no can to blow up in your face while you're opening it.
by BuckFuddy October 22, 2010
Get the cat head mug.One who is deficient in life or continually fails to live up to expectations;
One who continually lives up to expectations of poor performance;
One who continually lives up to expectations of poor performance;
A Crichton is a "massive cat", he promised so much yet failed to deliver on anything
Or
S Cabdy is a "massive Cat" he continues to be pasted.
Or
S Cabdy is a "massive Cat" he continues to be pasted.
by Lucas Georgiadis May 8, 2005
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