Cat-Rock

A rock with a curled up cat painted on it... no one knows where it came from. It has many uses.

::OH NO!!! We're locked out!
:::Does someone need help?
::Yes mister!
:::We'll just use Cat-Rock! CAT-ROCK CAT-ROCK CAT-ROCK!
*throws Cat-Rock through window*
::Thank you so much :D
:::Dont thank me.. it was Cat-Rock.... buy yours now ;D

Cat-Rock by fghjk:D October 26, 2012

a cat in a rocking chair factory 

to describe a jumpy, jittery emotion. sometimes it is written as "a long-tailed cat in a rocking chair factory"

I am nervous as a cat in a rocking chair factory.

a cat in a rocking chair factory by Joyce Chan June 1, 2006

ruby's rocking cat 

A fuckin horse

guyb1:That's my horse Ruby's rocking cat

Guy 2: that's not a fucking cat

ruby's rocking cat by Ye to sbdirjrbd August 24, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022