Flog the flagpole

To masturbate

Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and flog the flagpole

by StopSpacism November 27, 2022

Philosophical Booty Flake

a rude insult for cum nuggets of people they are bad kill all philosophical booty flakes

Justin Bieber is a philosophical booty flake

by tupacwillpopyou November 29, 2022

Flim and Flam

two ponies from my little pony that absolutely trick all the ponies into buying their fake potions by singing a fire ass song

Person 1: Flim and Flam tricked us!

by fancyduck December 8, 2022

Dog budgie flamingo

Says this When you step on 3 drains to cancel the bad luck

Oh shit 3 drains dog budgie flamingo

by SpicyPoo December 23, 2022

Dog budgie flamingo

Say this to cancel the bad luck When you step on three drains

Oh shit 3 drains dog budgie flamingo

by SpicyPoo December 23, 2022

The American flag shaft

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.

John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives

by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023

sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.

“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”

by mazza98 January 18, 2023