taco turd

Any unidentifiable crusty brown substance typically found, but not limited to the lap of pants.

"There's a taco turd on my sunglasses."

"Hey dude, there's a taco turd on your shirt."

by pwrsurge13 January 17, 2008

Taco Eater

A person who eats a taco. Male or Female can both be eaters of the Taco.

Taco's nicknamed changed to Taco Eater when someone's mom implied what Taco meant.

by Taco eater June 24, 2005

portugese taco

When a man defecates into the waiting vagina of his female lover, and then proceeds to give her cunnilingus, enjoying his own product as well.

"Hey man! I had a Portugese taco last night!"
"Really? Susie let you?"

by Nicholas Womp July 3, 2007

Mexican Taco

Sexual intercourse and felatio with excremented genitalia.

Juan took a huge shit on Maria`s clitoris and pussyhole then plunged his cock into the steaming loaf forcing it into her pussyhole, after ejaculating on her clit he begins to munch on the Mexican Taco.

by Rage July 25, 2008

hotdog taco

A penis inside a vagina.

You see, 'cause a hot dog is like a penis, and the taco is like the vagina - its funny!!!!!1111eleven11

Me n' me bitch went and made ourselves some hotdog tacos.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

Curry Taco

A person that has facial and skin features resembling a generic Indian and Mexican cross-breed.

Friend #1- "dude I thought you were a mexican."
Friend #2- "no bro he's definitely a Indian."
The Curry Taco- "I hate both of you I'm not Indian or a Mexican and for the record I'm Czechoslovakian."

by The Patty Mack August 13, 2012

taco tease

A female who temps men with sex. All the while, she does not plan on fulfilling the man.

I was making out with that taco tease for an hour, and she didnt even end up giving me head!

by CyBeRkLePtO April 28, 2003