Surpifilious

Something that tastes delicious, and or is visually appealing

David made spaghetti last week, it was surpifilious!

Allison and Sophia went to the store to find a dress for prom. Sophia spotted a red dress, it was expensive.... But it was so surpifilious! They just HAD to buy it!

by Where is our boy Waldo August 20, 2025

sulphur

the correct way of spelling the word. Who cares what the IUPAC say. Even if they insist it’s spelled “sulfur”, it’s always gonna be spelled “sulphur” no matter what. It was spelled sulphur from the start and will always be that way.

it’s spelled sulphur not sulfur u retarded assholes!

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 30, 2025

surpissed

When you suddenly realize that you really need to urinate.

Daniel: "Man, I woke up at like 2:30AM and I nearly pissed myself, it was crazy."
Henry: "Damn, you were surpissed."
Daniel: "Get out of my house."
Henry: "No."

by varalana September 12, 2025

SURPRISE WEENS

When you randomly DM someone with a image/gif of wiener dogs, sometimes accompanied by the message, “SURPRISE WEENS”

Not to be confused with sending random people dick pics (ya pervert)

Timbo: Huh, Jimothy sent me a message.
Jimothy: SURPRISE WEENS
Timbo: Aw those are some beautiful wieners

by ChuckChuckGoof November 15, 2025

MAPTCO SURPRISE

A thing,object or human waste found in a product or products sold from Maptco

"Wes found poo in his nuts"
"Peggy and Alen helped make a Maptco Surprise"

by GURINDA PRANESH September 20, 2008

Hydra surprise

1. A sexual situation wherein a woman is taken home by a man and blindfolded. The man then removes the blindfold to reveal his friends standing around her in a semicircle.

2. A Brigandine tactic where Dryst gets Dimensioned into a circle of hydras, whereupon he gets the beatdown.

The college dropout rate for females is rising severely, due in no small part to the rising popularity of the hydra surprise.

by esgaressux March 1, 2008

buddha surprise

When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.

When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.

by JOEnobody March 31, 2008