Definitions by JOEnobody

pull the boat out of the basement

It is when you unzip your pants, reach in and pull out your penis and ball sack.

I had to pull the boat out of the basement to take a piss.

pull the boat out of the basement by JOEnobody March 31, 2008

buddha surprise 

When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.

When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.

buddha surprise by JOEnobody March 31, 2008