Sky candy

Beautiful pink clouds in a blue sky during a sunset that look like cotton candy

On January second the sky looked like sky candy

by Butterbirb January 21, 2021

Shoulder Candy

You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.

I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.

by Mac_Tonight October 30, 2018

practical candy

Candy that lasts too long to have munchies on like hard candy or chewing gum.

"Ah man! You bought practical candy! We can't eat that when we have munchies after smoking this weed!"

"Ah man! We only have practical candy for this 8 hour bus ride! This sucks!"

by Backpackingsmokers February 26, 2014

crushing candy

When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.

Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"

by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019

Swedish Candy cane

When you finger a female on her period until you get a bloody hand. Then take your bloody hand and cum on her face.

It was that time of the month, so I gave her a Swedish Candy Cane.

by BananaPatch November 18, 2020

foil candy

meth melted on aluminum foil ready to be smoked.

hey you kike! I'm tweaking on some foil candy!

by repeels June 6, 2011

candy cocker

when his third leg surprisingly doesn’t taste like battery acid

he had that candy cocker, tasted like a lollipop. must’ve been real hydrated.

by ponyspank69 June 6, 2022