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MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN

THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP
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I hate cotton candy 

One of the most effective romantic pickup lines to ever exist.
I told Violet I hate cotton candy and she immediately fell for me

blue rock candy 

its a refrence to the hit show breaking bad where they make blue rock candy AKA blue meth
jesse we need to cook we need to cook blue rock candy "if you know what i mean"
blue rock candy by Shabaduski October 4, 2022

Bobbin’ for cotton candy apples

When you insert your, and only your balls into a woman’s backside.
“Yo Cade totally dipped cotton candy apples with Julia last night.”

“He did what!?”
“When you put the balls in the behind? That’s bobbin’ for cotton candy apples”

swallow a candy whole 

Do you know that feeling when you swallow a candy whole?????
swallow a candy whole by anonymous November 30, 2022

god’s candy

(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.
Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”
god’s candy by Stalecracker-OG December 12, 2022