Ass Master 

A man who, through intense dedication of his entire being, has mastered the the pursuit and attainment of the female ass.

The Yoda form of the celebrated Ass Maven.

Wow! Having dedicated his whole being to the pursuit of the female ass, he has truly become an Ass Master!

O, Ass Master - we are not worthy and bow before you! Teach us!

Ass Master by Joe Pellerin May 15, 2005

ass ramming 

the act of fucking some ones anus with all their force.

Even was ass ramming Jenn all last night. The next morning Jenn was caught ass ramming Even.

ass ramming by theomen666000111 June 21, 2006

ass to mouth conversion 

This person is a fucking idiot because A: this is retarded and B: ass to mouth is for when you're fucking a whore in the ass & slam your dick down her throat right after.

Methane isn't converted to carbon dioxide because CO2 is the byproduct of aerobic respiration, which involves OXYGYEN not METHANE you stupid ass fuck. ass to mouth conversion, ha.

ass to mouth conversion by butt_dog November 16, 2006

ass pharaoh 

He who reigns supreme over the mighty desert kingdom of ASS.

<i>"Dude, you are such and ass pharaoh..."<i>

ass pharaoh by HUGE HUGE HUGE!!! April 22, 2003

ass smile 

The smile formed by the bottom of a woman's ass cheeks. Must be a small tight ass to make a smile and not an ass grimace. Usually present on slender chicks.

I nearly starched myself after seeing her ass smile in those tight jeans.

ass smile by Smiley Ass April 4, 2007

ass sombrero

n; A sub-category of "ass hat"; an exceptionally large tattoo spanning horizontally across the lower back, located directly above the ass crack.

Damn, girl, I didn't know you were inking up your whole back. That's not an ass hat--it's an ass sombrero.

ass sombrero by tinfoil raccoon November 23, 2004

ass food

food that is disgusting.mainly served at school for lunch.

I wonder if the lunchladies enjoy serving ass food for lunch?

ass food by Eva4789 January 25, 2006