Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.
Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.
Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 01, 2023
A sudden death of a band member (usually the lead singer) that leads to the band's permanent break up. They will decide that the member that died was irreplaceable and thus cannot go on.
Please note that there are plenty of bands, like the Rolling Stones, that carried on after the loss of a bandmate. Sometimes the surviving members form a new band, like how the surviving members of Joy Division reformed as New Order when Ian Curtis killed himself.
Queen didn't disband when Freddie Mercury passed away and John Deacon left, they just changed as a band.
The Doors was kinda this because they released two shitty albums after Jim Morrison died.
Please note that there are plenty of bands, like the Rolling Stones, that carried on after the loss of a bandmate. Sometimes the surviving members form a new band, like how the surviving members of Joy Division reformed as New Order when Ian Curtis killed himself.
Queen didn't disband when Freddie Mercury passed away and John Deacon left, they just changed as a band.
The Doors was kinda this because they released two shitty albums after Jim Morrison died.
Notable band-ending deaths:
John Bonham (Led Zeppelin)
Adam Yauch (Beastie Boys)
Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen)
The Heartbreakers (Tom Petty)
Neil Peart (Rush)
Marc Bolan (T. Rex)
Lemmy (Motorhead)
Jerry Garcia (The Grateful Dead)
Phife Dawg (A Tribe Called Quest)
Jam Master Jay (Run DMC)
Richard Wright (Pink Floyd)
Maurice Gibb (Bee Gees)
Peter Steele (Type O Negative)
Chris Cornell (Audioslave)
Dolores O'Ridoran (Cranberries)
Kurt Cobain (Nirvana)
And most likely... Taylor Hawkins (Foo Fighters)
John Bonham (Led Zeppelin)
Adam Yauch (Beastie Boys)
Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen)
The Heartbreakers (Tom Petty)
Neil Peart (Rush)
Marc Bolan (T. Rex)
Lemmy (Motorhead)
Jerry Garcia (The Grateful Dead)
Phife Dawg (A Tribe Called Quest)
Jam Master Jay (Run DMC)
Richard Wright (Pink Floyd)
Maurice Gibb (Bee Gees)
Peter Steele (Type O Negative)
Chris Cornell (Audioslave)
Dolores O'Ridoran (Cranberries)
Kurt Cobain (Nirvana)
And most likely... Taylor Hawkins (Foo Fighters)
by popsicleprincess March 31, 2022
any of various injuries accrued in a mosh pit where you and your nerd buddies are playing virtual instruments on their blackberries in lieu of a band.
Leon "Dudes, I just went to Mike's sweet party and there were a bunch of nerds from the IT department there playing the Star Wars Theme Song on their Blackberries, and I was totally rocking out and hit my head on Mike's pocket protector and it bled everywhere.
Other dudes, much more cool than Leon "Dang, man, sounds like a pretty bad IT band injury."
Other dudes, much more cool than Leon "Dang, man, sounds like a pretty bad IT band injury."
by Burgelflurg April 01, 2009
The crazy crippled suicide music guy who makes music and poems about mental illness, chronic pain, and suicide. Came up on reddit and gained underground popularity in the /r/folkpunk and /r/chronicpain communities.
Did you hear that suicide music guy Lost In The Sauce Band yet? You should check out his SoundCloud before it gets taken down.
Im pretty sure the cripple dude Lost In The Sauce Band is going to kill himself eventually. Hes been saying that for years now
Im pretty sure the cripple dude Lost In The Sauce Band is going to kill himself eventually. Hes been saying that for years now
by Folk punk crust punk December 01, 2019
by Zeltiar October 13, 2023
A band formed with music as an afterthought , the main focus of an "After band" is typically to pick up girls . An "After band" can typically be identified as by a focus on images and presents of the so called band itself typically before the release or mentioning of music at all.
"Such a poser! definitely started *band name* as an After band he even tried to hit on me after his show"
by M.Mardy January 26, 2023
by BkluSmoke February 17, 2018