toilegami

the decorative folding done on boujee hotel toilet paper by talented housekeeping staff to let the guest know the bathroom was cleaned.

Returning to my hotel suite, I found someone had transformed the boring toilet paper into a toilegami swan.

by debkwebr May 23, 2022

toilet

a toilet is a great use in the house. it is good to drink shit on and put viniger in! i love toilets❤️

“hey bro wanna go to the toilet fountain?”
“yeah bro i love me some toilet water”

by AUGHHHHHHHHHHH May 26, 2022

Toilet head

The title given to the coolest mother f***** you will ever meet in your life that you will model your children after

That guy is such a toilet head

by Th420 May 31, 2022

Toilet Paper

See: The Sun

The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.

by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022

Toilet Trilogy

When you simultaneously beat your meat, piss, and shit on the toilet.

Dude, I just had the fattest toilet trilogy in my mom's house!

by keknees June 6, 2022

Toilet

Your younger sibling
Or POFS

My toilet lil bro is the most POFS on the planet

by Dumdum42069 June 18, 2022

toirexj

Toirexj

a Toirexj is a cool guy, that has the best responses to roasts, he always entertains people by sending memes or gifs
be like toi

WHAT THE FUCK IS TOIREXJ DOING

he is pissing

oh

by Nikdoesstuff June 26, 2022