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Jesus Sweet 

An event that is so awesome that Jesus Christ would poop his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
The release of Fable for the Xbox was such a Jesus Sweet event that I didn't have a clean pair of pants for a month.
Jesus Sweet by not_michael October 11, 2004
Related Words

swisher sweet boyed 

To be unexpectedly back handed or bitch smacked.

n.swisher sweet boy
One who has been unexpectedly back handed or bitch smacked
Man Brad just swisher sweet boyed zach.

Zach is a swisher sweet boy.
swisher sweet boyed by Shawn P. October 29, 2004

240 Sweet 

The most vile and ungrateful type of person to walk the planet.
That 240 Sweet needs to be throat punched.
240 Sweet by KatieSweet May 9, 2016

Russian Sweet Hog

A Russian Sweet Hog is a term used when a person on the internet(usually omegle or something similar) tries to come on to you. You respond by asking if they are ready for a Russian Sweet Hog. They will usually reply yes thinking that it is something sexual when actually, it is when you read bedtime stories to dead babies. This is meant to shock and scar the person talking to you, which kills the mood to "cyber".
Stranger:asl
You:19/F/Russia
Stranger: Wanna cyber?
You:Sure, are you ready for a Russian Sweet Hog?
Stranger: Sure, whats that?
You: It's when you read bedtime stories to dead babies
*Stranger disconnects*
Russian Sweet Hog by Kirgle August 16, 2010

your mom's sweet asshole 

1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.

2. What it is that I fucked last night.
1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.

2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.

canadian sweet tooth 

A Canadian sweet tooth is a blow job with the male private area covered in maple syrup
Oh wanna try a Canadian sweet tooth