Sandra Swing

When you find a chick giving head in the parking lot at a job

Where Mike ? He’s out in the parking lot getting a sandra swing

by Jolann September 27, 2023

tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)

ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!

by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 30, 2023

Uncultured Swine

Someone who thinks this year has 365 days instead of 366.

Person A: *posts some crap about their 365 day challenge or whatever*
Person B: "It's 366, you uncultured swine!"

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

knee swinger

To have a massive cock that swings at the knees

Wow, Bob you never told me you had a knee swinger.

by jresona January 3, 2024

Arm-swinger

Arm-swinger. A guest who fails to bring a gift for his or her host. An invitee who arrives at an event empty handed. So called because the offending guest's hands are unburdened with a present and so his or her arms can swing freely.

"Check out Jared. He didn't even bring a six-pack of beer to the afterparty. He's such an arm-swinger."

by Percy Gryce February 8, 2024

Syn swing

The act of swinging around a corner as a 3 stack in apex ledgends

Come on did they have to syn swing us

by Senyorducky December 4, 2023

Old Swinford Hospital school

This school is honestly autism in a nutshell. You have the boarders noncing on the younger girls because they have social anxiety talking to girls their age. Most of teachers look like nonces, mr Eastwood is probably dead, miss Wakefield was in a rather questionable video published online, mr macken cries when he can't control a class. The year 7s give me brain damage and make me want to catapult them to Narnia. I have to eat my lunches with a knife with no fork. Dodgy dealings happen in folean centre and the stone blocks toilets. You have people wanking onto each others pillows and the toilet lids and shit smeared all over the floor. People who go other schools call it "poshy oshy" meanwhile if they went here for a day they would consider therapy. Most of the day boys aren't even meant to be in this shithole and wish they could move somewhere else. If you are picking this school for one of your options, please consider not communicating with anyone that looks like a melt. if you like this school please reconsider your actions you fuckin neek. we get people inside the school so that we earn money from the government, they usually last a week or get knocked out by being too cocky. xoxo

Yours faithfully,
shush

year 6 - "I want to go to old Swinford hospital school, I am going to consider shooting myself in 5 years time!"

by Bishrul Matisha February 25, 2024