The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
Get the The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theoremmug. When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.
Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.
by Iberolin November 26, 2019
Get the Pirate Santamug. When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”
by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025
Get the Pirate Wankmug. When you cum in your girl's eye and kick her in the shin so she starts hobbling around saying "Aaarrrr"
by TouchMyRooster February 8, 2019
Get the Dirty piratemug. by Pirata May 31, 2018
Get the Snatch Piratemug. An off-road club and organization that is local to the Tahoe-Truckee area of California. In order to join the club, one must have been raised in the Tahoe-Truckee area. This elite group of off-road vehicles specialize in "rock crawling". The group was formed to represent the area, and unite locals who love where they live, and want to enjoy and respect its environment.
Man, those Donner Party Pirates sure have cool rigs, and are great about respecting the land aren't they Jim.
by ROCK4x4RUNNER April 7, 2011
Get the Donner Party Piratesmug. by wsbucker March 14, 2012
Get the Queer Piratemug.