Crunchy Mike 

not smooth, not dirty, NOT silky. Just fuckin CRUNCHY.

Crunchy Mike is the one sketchball that you see walkin around the run down porn stores in yo hood.

Crunchy Mike by Ciggie Bone April 24, 2009

Tattoo Mike 

One with extreme sex appeal. The talk of the town, a man's man and every womans desire. Has extreme artistic talent and creativity. Everyone loves him.

I want Tattoo Mike!

Tattoo Mike by Horida16 February 5, 2010

Dirty mike and the boyz 

When 4-8 homeless faggots get in the back of a Prius and analy rape each other.

Yo homie lets dirty mike and the boyz each other.

Dirty mike and the boyz by 69punk May 16, 2016

Fat Mike

1. Lead singer and bass player of the legendary band, NOFX.

2. GOD

We should all worship at FAT MIKE's FEET. He is the REAL GOD.

Fat Mike by Captain Howdie October 18, 2007

Dirty Mike

The biggest dumbass in the world who tries hard to fit in, often prefers to whack off and bitch about his life. Racism is also common around Dirty Mikes.

Jim: I hate that n**ger.
Me: Why?
Jim: Cause he's black. I'm gonna go whack off now.
Me: Stop being a Dirty Mike, you piece of shit.

Dirty Mike by bitch beet October 5, 2013

the mike douglass

banging multiple bitches in one evening

fucking your girl in the afternoon then banging your ex later that night.

the mike douglass by meach October 1, 2003

Dirty Mike

A north texas snapchat legend known for his wild parties, funny videos, and long mullet.

If you add @vortec02 on Snapchat you will see a video of him chugging a beer standing on a bar while everyone says, “ Dirty Mike, Dirty Mike”

Dirty Mike by The Dirty Mike June 22, 2021