A small dog with big dreams and loves to snuggle. Crazy, scared of everything and loves to run when called
by The cat cato January 10, 2018

When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit
by anonymous June 9, 2021

I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.
by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

when you are running after someone at 1am and you’re drunk so you write post dog instead of lost dog.
by post dog March 4, 2021

Adventure dogs are dogs who seem normal to humans but when alone they could be seen going on adventures, solving mysteries and such. The group is usually led by a German Shepard with a poodle love interest. The group quite often contains a surly pit bull and a rambunctious Chiwawa. Cats can often be found trying to foil their plans or impede the progress of their adventure.
Abby: I lost a precious family heirloom last week. My dog went missing a few days then the heirloom somehow returned.
Joe: It’s very possible the heirloom was found by adventure dogs. You have a very special dog there Abby.
Joe: It’s very possible the heirloom was found by adventure dogs. You have a very special dog there Abby.
by The_Streets September 15, 2020

by oneoldgeezer2.0 December 13, 2013

by Tomcablehater2 August 3, 2020
