lilly dog

A small dog with big dreams and loves to snuggle. Crazy, scared of everything and loves to run when called
by The cat cato January 10, 2018
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Cooking the dog

When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit
Crystal was cooking the dog when she told you your best friend was drunk and hitting on her.
by anonymous June 9, 2021
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Dog Noodle

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.
I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.
by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018
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post dog

when you are running after someone at 1am and you’re drunk so you write post dog instead of lost dog.
running after emma like a post dog” - helena bekele and kate murphy
by post dog March 4, 2021
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Adventure Dogs

Adventure dogs are dogs who seem normal to humans but when alone they could be seen going on adventures, solving mysteries and such. The group is usually led by a German Shepard with a poodle love interest. The group quite often contains a surly pit bull and a rambunctious Chiwawa. Cats can often be found trying to foil their plans or impede the progress of their adventure.
Abby: I lost a precious family heirloom last week. My dog went missing a few days then the heirloom somehow returned.

Joe: It’s very possible the heirloom was found by adventure dogs. You have a very special dog there Abby.
by The_Streets September 15, 2020
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dog collar

Term for the neckband type of clergy collar, especially commonly worn by Episcopal priests.
"Who's the dude wearing the dog collar?"
"Oh, that's Father Smith from the Episcopal Church."
by oneoldgeezer2.0 December 13, 2013
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Cardboard dog

A shriveled up dick. Used as an insult more than literally
Tom: Shut the fuck up Izzy you cardboard dog I hate you
Izzy: WTF!????!?!!!!!
by Tomcablehater2 August 3, 2020
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