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Desperationship 

A relationship that someone only goes into because they are desperate and can't find anyone else to go out with them.
Girl 1: Honey, what made you go out with him in the first place?

Girl 2: I was lonely and he was the first guy to ask me out in a long time. It seemed like a good idea at the time...

Girl 1: Did you even like him?

Girl 2: No, not really.

Girl 1: So it was a desperationship, then. You only went out with him because you wanted to be with someone.

Girl 2: Basically.
Desperationship by lolsummer68 August 18, 2011
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Desperate Doodle 

(noun) Material created in commemoration of a relatively insignificant anniversary in an attempt to draw visitors to your website or shop.

(verb) To create or promote such material.

Derivation: Named after the cutesie cartoons which periodically stand in for the logo of a popular search engine.
Commemorating Edmund Halley's 335th birthday is a Desperate Doodle. Commemorating his 400th will not be.
Desperate Doodle by Greg Withnail November 8, 2011
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Destyni by Ynnek September 22, 2017
Destiny is the type of girl you want to marry who only cries to someone she know’s she want’s to spend her life with she is the most caring person you’ll ever meet and a anal sex princess, she get’s wet on the slightest touch and is always horny but don’t let that confuse she’s also smarter the half the population
Wow i want a girl like destiny she’s perfect
Destiny by analsexlover22 October 24, 2018

Deserved Better 

Tony Stark
Some people deserved better better, but Tony Stark deserved the most.
This woman is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!!! she blesses you with light and inner peace. Very Interesting person. You’ll spot her easily in a crowded room without having to know her name because Destiny will purposely not fit in. Will lure you in with her brown eyes and fun-loving nature. Both soft spoken and loud depending on her level of shyness. By far the bestest friend you will ever have.. great listener , bubbly, understanding, generous, caring, and absolutely adorable. She will not judge you.

is very accepting of others . Often laughs a lot to hide her pain and enjoys watching other people be happy especially if she’s not happy herself. beautiful smile overall. If you find her keep her.
Destiny 💘 🔥🔥🔥
Destiny by Joannaaaa6 March 22, 2019
UK and Commonwealth musicians' jargon for a stand partner. Two players in an orchestra or other large ensemble who share a single music stand (also called a music desk in British English) and play from the same part are called deskies or desk partners or stand partners.
Always bring your own pencil to rehearsal. Don't count on your deskie having one.
deskie by Orlando della Viola July 19, 2019