taco turd

Any unidentifiable crusty brown substance typically found, but not limited to the lap of pants.

"There's a taco turd on my sunglasses."

"Hey dude, there's a taco turd on your shirt."

by pwrsurge13 January 15, 2008

portugese taco

When a man defecates into the waiting vagina of his female lover, and then proceeds to give her cunnilingus, enjoying his own product as well.

"Hey man! I had a Portugese taco last night!"
"Really? Susie let you?"

by Nicholas Womp June 09, 2007

Mexican Taco

Sexual intercourse and felatio with excremented genitalia.

Juan took a huge shit on Maria`s clitoris and pussyhole then plunged his cock into the steaming loaf forcing it into her pussyhole, after ejaculating on her clit he begins to munch on the Mexican Taco.

by Rage November 30, 2005

hotdog taco

A penis inside a vagina.

You see, 'cause a hot dog is like a penis, and the taco is like the vagina - its funny!!!!!1111eleven11

Me n' me bitch went and made ourselves some hotdog tacos.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 04, 2004

Taco bells

A slang term for a male's testes, comparing the quality of the mans set of jewels to taco bell food.

Man... he had some gnarly lookin' taco bells!

by mamabearwhiskey April 24, 2009

Taco Bell

A fast food joint where the people working their arent teens like the ones that work at the other fast food joints but old people.

Kid #1: "Dude working at a fast food restaurant like when your in high school is cool but not when your 37"

Kid #2: "Yea Taco Bell is where failures work"

by bananapeelz July 13, 2009

Curry Taco

A person that has facial and skin features resembling a generic Indian and Mexican cross-breed.

Friend #1- "dude I thought you were a mexican."
Friend #2- "no bro he's definitely a Indian."
The Curry Taco- "I hate both of you I'm not Indian or a Mexican and for the record I'm Czechoslovakian."

by The Patty Mack August 14, 2012