Jesus Cheater

A publicly devout man or woman who uses their pious reputation to aid in cheating on their partners. Can be either using the excuse of church activities or "ministering" to folk as a cover for their trysts, or making ostentatious public displays of religious contrition to rehabilitate their image after being caught.

Sue: "Wow, Bob's really involved in the Church Choir."
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."

OR

Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."

Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"

by Mai Ainsel July 25, 2021

Skin Culture

The idea of differentiation and or identity association based on skin color alone.

I will not participate in skin culture because I am an individual not a skin color.

Skin culture is a divisive concept that negates our commonality as the human race.
I used to use skin culture to group people but vitiligo kept messing it up.

by Corpy Bingles November 27, 2021

going to new orleans

When someone takes your shoes

Reference to the common shoe scam in new orleans where people ask you "where you got your shoes from"

"My friend says he's going to new orleans next period"

by ears_ears December 12, 2021

aegel

A demon in disguise as an angel

You're such an Aegel

by uvogin December 16, 2021

slam~dancing

A craze where people actually slam themselves into other people. Violent but fun til you get hurt.

After slam~dancing, I got jarred severely so sat the rest of the dance party out.

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Dird

You googled that, didn't you!?

GMM told us to not google Dird, you still did!!

by Linkinpark99 May 11, 2017

Reezy

The best people on the internet ofc. duh.

im a reezy and one of the best people on the internet.

by your biggest enemy July 26, 2021