bitch don't play 

Something someone says when someone else says something out of pocket or jaded. If they are not in fact playing then these two people might fight.

girl one:"I actually love trump sm"
girl two:"bitch don't play"

bitch don't play by yesimjustthatsmart March 5, 2025

Religion cos play 

A person who claims "God first" often in their social media but has never actually been to church, does not attend church, has never tithed to the church. They are also unlikely baptized.

Oh that's just religion cos play- stay away from her, she's not a woman of God.

Religion cos play by Goddoesnthaveyourback May 21, 2025

No Hat No Play 

Gospel in many Aussie primary schools. Possibly because the rate of skin cancer is so high in Straya. You can essentially do whatever you want in the playground as long as you're wearing your hat, the teachers won't mind.

Seriously, you can literally bully someone so much they go on to develop depression and 97 other mental illnesses (trust me i know), or you could shit a mountain on top of the handball court with your mates, go ham and the teachers won't give a fuck what you're doing - as long as you've got your hats on! Because, no hat no play!

Teachers when someone is being beaten up by eshays: i sleep
Teachers when someone projectile shits all over the walls of a classroom, turning the place into a Jackson Pollock artwork: i sleep
Teachers when some dipshit releases a jar of giant sydney funnel webs into the playground: i sleep
Teachers when someone forgets their hat: UNACCEPTABLE!!! No hat no play!

No Hat No Play by jims gooning May 24, 2025

I don't play games, I win them 

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

I don't play games, I win them by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

breath transfer sex play 

When you deliberately don't brush your teeth for a couple of days

Then as you undress the female, you mouth breath in front of her nose, letting the stink be inhaled through her lungs

Then you demand her to masturbate, to finger herself

There is no escape from your breath, if she tries to escape, you pin her down

also, you start fapping in front of her (optional, but would feel better), when you force her into submission

breath transfer sex play, when ordinary stale sterile sex gets too old

breath transfer sex play by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025

Pulling a Cold Play 

Getting caught cheating on camera in a public setting or event.

Why did they get divorced? He got caught pulling a Cold Play.

Pulling a Cold Play by Ericdd July 19, 2025

s'il vous play 

A "fake French" phrase dat requests permission to engage in recreational activity.

One of da best uses for "s'il vous play" would be to give a bosomy chick a big ol' face-to-boobs snuggle and then tentatively hold yer hands near said bountiful chest-treasures and pose said "playful" saying to her, indicating dat you'd like permission to "pleeze squeeze theeze".

s'il vous play by QuacksO August 23, 2025