I got your six

Basically means "I've got your back." Comes from the old pilot system in which directions correspond to hours on the clock, where 12 o'clock is forward and 6 o'clock is behind. Thus anyone behind you is "at your six."

Watch out, dude. There's a creep comin' up behind you but I got your six.

I got your six by aithros October 11, 2005

I guess 

If there’s a yes or no question, people usually say this if they are uncomfortable responding with yes or no. OR, someone says something to them and they feel obligated to agree and don’t want to come off as rude, but don’t actually agree one bit!

Person 1: Isn’t she sooo nice?

Person 2: I guess...

Person 1: you’re like SOOO good at soccer right?
Person 2: I mean I guess

I guess by Thegr8testputa#1 February 4, 2019

I'm leaving the board forever 

Very common message posted to messageboards.

Normally posted by a disgruntled user when upset and wanting attention.

While someone who posts such a message will sometimes mean it and will never again go to that board after posting such a message, usually once they calm down, they'll come back and will be posting as though they never posted it.

On some messageboards, such messages are so common and/or posted by certain users so much that people have learned to automatically ignore them.

I logged in this morning to find yet another I'm leaving the board forever message. The guy that posted it has already posted ten of them and returned less then twenty four hours after each time.

I'm leaving the board forever by anonymous November 6, 2004

I dump your ass

Stranger things

Hay mike I dump your ass

I dump your ass by Lilly hopefu August 6, 2019

i am disappoint 

a 4chan meme. it is a series of badly drawn comics in which the son does an act the father disapproves of, and the father says: son, i am disappoint

fap fap fap- son, i am disappoint

did you see the latest i am disappoint? it was hilarious

i am disappoint by awesomeman3 February 14, 2009

I don't know why I have these goggles 

A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"

Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!

Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...

I don't know why I have these goggles by Cephiroth May 15, 2010

I loke you 

Its when you are to scared or its too early to say I love you to your partner. Its a mix between I love you and I like you.

You are a great boyfriend Derek, I loke you! Mouah! love like

I loke you by Penekiko August 31, 2013