hamster

your virginity; ur non sex life

" i dont know what happend, i was sitting in the kitchen, and the next thing i know.. i lost my hamster with my mom!"

by Elmo May 13, 2005

hipster

hippie + gangster = hipster

some1 who smokes a shitload of weed and trips on shit like a hippie, but still keeps it gangster.

yo you see dat kid who just took sum acid and is now sparking up a beezy? thats a hipster

by shamkeem October 5, 2010

Hipster

Jessica

Jessica is a hipster.

by Agent Oso May 2, 2012

hamsterectomy

A surgery in which doctors, or dentists, dig into your rectom to find a hamster that has either burrowed its way into your anal cavity, or that has been the victim of hamster swallowing. In 45% of these procedures the patient is given some sort of anisthetic.

I convinced my parents that the dog ate the hamster, so we gave my dog a hamsterectomy, but found nothing...

by Busta hip June 4, 2009

hipsternism

The philosophical beliefs of the hipster definition and all aspects of hipsterness.

G:I have a camera that makes me a hipster!
H: No it doesn't. It just makes you an amateur photographer.
G: You're right, I guess I should read up more on my hipsternism.

by TacoFloober August 30, 2011

Hipster

A person who owns a Mac computer and enjoys Pinterest.

Hipster: Kaitlyn Burton

by OneEyedSniper September 29, 2012

Hipster

High, I just posted the most amazing hipster video of all time on YouTube. It's called "Hipster The Get Down" and I would love for you to post it under the word Hipster. It also has a ton of other great scenes with the tag words below. Please check it out

Nature hipster, Urban Hipster, JFK Hipster

by Brian Thoryk January 19, 2013