United States Federal Government

Whitey's evil plan to keep the black man down. See also nazi government.

Yo, the United States Federal Government has a a crazy trip on yo ass.

by JMB November 15, 2003

The State

One of many Saturday Night Live copycat skit comedy shows that were popping up as frquently in the mid 90's as those terrible "reality" shows are today in 2005.

Other such notable shows were Kids in the Hall, Strangers with Candy, and Living Color.

I want to dip my balls in it!

by Hic January 12, 2005

state of mind

metal band from north bellmore
dave-drums
keith-guitar
jj-lead vocals
jon-bass

they..are..cool

state of mind is written all over my school and i swear i didnt do it.

by fr@nk!s October 23, 2004

staten island

staten island is a borough of NEW YORK CITY you may not liik iit but guess wat that's wat iit is. all you ppl that shyt on iit that aiint even been 2 NEW YORK but talk bout iit liik iits your second home are faker then hell (LOOK WHERE U LIVIN aka NOT NEW YORK). staten island can B full of fakes but so can the Bronx. Brooklyn. Queenz. & Manhattan. or any other place U go, where U r don't make U fake who U r N how U act does. as far as staten island gurls being sluts or hoes completely false, staten island gurls r picky when iit comes 4rm getting wiit a nigga 4rm another borough cause yall niggas r the SLUTS n HOES fucking every hood rat bitch wiit a stink hole. ii don't rep staten island ii don't go hard 4 iit ii just don't appreciate all U ppl talking shyt so please STOP, THANK YOU!!!

nOn staten islander: your new right?

me:yes!

nOn staten islander: oOo so where you 4rm?

me: staten island.

nOn staten ialander:

(if even knowing bout staten) ewww ii hear iits maddd corny there!

me: mayb iit is mayb iit isn't but that's where ii was born N raised so have some RESPECT damn!!!

by iiTs_just.wat.iiT_is October 1, 2009

State Beach Rats

The State Beach Locals, Or SBLs are a group of kids who call themselves rats. The older rats are o.k. guys who usually dont mess with people unless messed with first. the one u really need to worry about are the dirt squirrels. these are kids who like to call themselves rats but arent accepted by their older peers. they are a bunch of posers who attempt to surf and skate to fit in, because they played football but had no natural athletic talent. they say thing like "let's shroup the gnar bro" or"stop being such a mark" they take out their jealousy and anger on the kids they secretly look up to, the jocks. the rats really want to be the jocks but pretend to hate them. they smoke alot of marijuana and some are into other drugs. at night they talk about how they could play football like back in pop warner but their size holds them back. at that point they decide to crash a jock party. they skate around untill they finally have one, then proceed to get their ass kicked by the bigger, faster,and more physicly superior jocks. then they go to someones house and figure out some exscuse on why the got their ass beat or they change the story. then they find the tiny kicker on the football team and fight him with 15 guys.

Rat 1: Hey let's go fight some jocks
Rat 2: Ya rat!!! I saw like three of em down at 37
Rat 1: Alright, we'll need at least thirty of us then
Rat 2: K, I'll call all the state beach rats

by gnar gnar downs July 30, 2009

Chico State

A cool-ish school in Northern California with a beautiful campus, nice facilities, and an acceptable quantity and quality of textbooks, but with sporadic shitty faculty. Your grades don't reflect your knowledge, they reflect how much a teacher likes you. You won't learn anything. Waste your time at a great place for spending time in a neat place where you can do personal study, and where the only people who have half a monkey's clue what they're doing here are the students, who tend to be friendly and polite for the most part. Parties are lamer than cheesy high school parties, but the crowd tends to be nice. Enjoy your otherwise comfortable and sanitary stay and the beautiful scenery. Plus side? Nice bars in town, and the Sierra Nevada brewery, and nice restaurants. And keep it hillbilly. :)

Chico State Students Having a Conversation
Douched #1: Yo dude, I got an F in this class at California State University, Chico, even though I did all the work and answered everything right, and handed it all in time! And I went to all the classes, because if you're absent more than the allowed time, you fail, because they take fucking roll like it's goddam pre-school!

Douched #2: That's because you didn't pleasure your Nazi teacher in a Satanist way and lucked out by not getting one of the cool ones. Don't bother petitioning, monkeys will not help you. Only the books in the library and bookstore can make your time here educationally worthwhile if your teacher is a Nazi.

by TheRealTonyJaa1 January 22, 2012

Bowling Green State University

A poor and pathetic excuse for a college. A far better choice would be the one up the road, the University of Toledo. It is rumored that every student at BG either has an STD, is pregnant, or both. Their school colors are puke orange and crap brown. The mascot, which also happens to be the most annoying mascot in the MAC, is a falcon and could literally be blown to smithereens by Toledo's mascot.

"The Bowling Green State University Christmas pageant has been cancelled for this year due to casting problems. After an extensive search of the area, directors were unable to locate three wise men and a virgin."

"BGSU-CKS!"

"It is 1:28 pm, and BG still sucks."

by BGSUcks October 6, 2008