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poop tease 

Poop tease, see also pooptease

1. When someone poops on your chest and doesn't have the common courtesy to either a. have poopy sex with you, or b. let you do it back.

2. When you think that you need to shit really, really, really bad. Like you're going to created the biggest turd log in the history of the world and it turns out to be a fart or more dissapointingly a nugget.

3. When you are going out to a bar, club, concert, party, whatever and think it's gonna be a blasty blast but it turns out to suck.

1. "That broad was a total poop tease, she dropped a cleveland steamer on my chest and bailed."

2. "My asshole hella poop teased me last night, i didnt even hafta wipe."

3. "Seeing Black Sabbath during Ozzfest was a total poop tease."
Related Words

poop feckers 

anyone who posts at the "misc" forum at guitar.com is a gay poop fecker

poop drool

The watery substance emitted from said persons rectal bosom the fluid erected from ones anus, usually leaked into one saids mouth. Poop Drool
Dude, i totally poop drooled in franks mouth last night!!!

poop drool by Gicks 180 April 8, 2008

Poop-Eye 

Another name for the infection Pink Eye, which has been rumored to be caused by fecal matter contaminating the eye. In the movie "Knocked Up" there is a scene where the character Martin is asked if someone took a dump in his eyes because they were so red from being high.
I think someone farted on my pillow and gave me poop-eye!
Poop-Eye by Steffie12 March 26, 2009

Poop Spiders (Araneidan Fæx ) 

Woman's excretory matter, which escape through the mouth and/or nostrils during sleep. These creatures are spider-like in form and are composed of digested food. The size of the poop spider is proportional to the size of a woman. This of course is the explanation to the age old question, "Do girls poop?"
"Poop Spiders (Araneidan Fæx )"

Tiny spiders= Tiny women
Large spiders= Large women
Black widows= Angry Feminists
Daddy Long Legs= Vegetarians

poop chute 

Gretchen really liked to take it in the poop chute.
poop chute by Spikey Cock September 28, 2006