Google scale

a scale were it measures ur penis

"oh no im only 2googles.. this google scale sux!"

by fuck me baby November 4, 2004

Google University

The school of choice for self described experts who make ridiculous claims and attempt to back them up with "evidence" gleaned from google searches. Signs attendance include links to various fringe websites, blogs, and media outlets well known for twisting facts to suit the position of the writer(s). Other signs include lack of credible evidence (or inclusion of anecdotal evidence) , the writer/blogger thinking they understand science better than scientists, and talk of government conspiracies.

"Other than the provided bullshit from google searches links, the best evidence available is the anecdotal evidence provided by interviews with blank, blank, and blank. The government, doctors, scientists, corporations don't want you to know this because it will cost them money, power, legitimacy. I have A degree from Google University many years of experience in dealing with this issue. Tell your friends, this conspiracy to hide the truth must stop!"

by Pizza113 May 18, 2014

google war

battle using google images going back and forth until one gives up

someone chooses a rabbit, next chooses a fox cause fox beats rabbit, next chooses gun because gun shoots fox......etc. thus its a google war

by velcrow38/h0ly smokes December 14, 2006

google

1)n. The greatest way to waste time if you find yourself in one of the following scenarios:

-you have no friends

-you have friends that you dont want

-your life sucks
2)n. A way to entertain yourself if you are bored. using Google for entertainment purposes works best when you search "google" or "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

3)n. A search engine that provides you with at least 5,000,000
results for your search term, and only 15% of these results will help you find/are what your looking for.

4)n. A waste of humanity.

5)n. An 85% INaccurate/useless search engine named for a number no human is willing to count to.

6)v. To use the above mentioned search engine

1. I just searched "google" on Google!

2.I don't know what a giraffe is. Let me google it.

by eric optimus prime cartman January 17, 2012

googler

Googler is someone who thinks they are smart, yet are really a loser.

Someone who cluelessly (or in some cases pridefully) does things to piss off an established community, usually on the internet.

-Hi guys!
kay... Hi..
-Whats up, want some crack?
shut up googler..

by Johnee1rrrw June 7, 2012

quintillion googleplexes worth of seggers

A term used to represent the enormous amount of problems in programming while encountering numerous seggers

See quintillion googleplex, segger

So I was programming the other day and I got a quintillion googleplexes worth of seggers!

by GhettoDefined June 9, 2004

google

greater than or equal to god

google ownz ask.com yahoo and windows live ass!!!

by hydraulicjj March 25, 2009