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Easterween

When pandemics prevent contact with loved ones, major holidays may be combined. Easterween blends the best of the Easter & Halloween Holiday traditions.
Please come by for Easterween, make sure to dress in a ghoulish costume & bring an easter basket to retrieve hidden eggs & free candy.
by immelinda October 30, 2020
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eastern university

a small, Christian university on Philadelphia's Main Line. Students that attend Eastern are either hard-core Christians, athletes, alcoholics or are both athletes and alcoholics. You'll meet your best friends here but will also meet psychopaths too. While attending EU you will either develop a fear of geese or will chase them across campus. You also might begin to develop a superiority complex if you start to attend Christian things (aka Wednesday Night Worship). Overall pretty liberal as far as Christian schools go but living in the dorms is a lot like living with your parents. Open door policy & no alcohol. But, given the fact there are 5 liquor stores within 5 miles of EU, a nice backpack will get you past the RAs who could not give less of a fuck and are probably drunk themselves. Since Villanova is 10 minutes away a lot of EU students also self-identify as Nova basketball fans even though they have no fucking clue what the rules are.
"I go to Eastern University." "Where the heck is that?" "Oh, it's on the Main Line. I basically go to Villanova. #GoCats"
by average christian December 16, 2020
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Eastland Mall

Eastland Mall wasn't lost due to lack of appreciation, people did love going there. It was lost because someone knew people loved going there.
Eastland Mall wasn't lost because peole didn't love it enough, as some people would try to suggest.
by Solid Mantis May 2, 2021
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Eastern Spy

This is when someone speaks a different slavic language when they are in Russia, and acts like they are not Russian but are acting like another Slavic culture other than Russia.
An Eastern Spy can be like when they start saying "привіт" to someone in Russia or responding with "Так", when asked a question in Russian.
by Barlock89 June 13, 2021
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Eastland Mall

The mall that died with honor, by not changing, reiventing itself, or keeping up with the rest no matter who threatened it with closure. It died as Eastland, no matter what negative attention came its way late in its life. It was the grand mall for the working people and not just the wealthy.
Eastland Mall is missed, a lot of people wouldn't think a mall would be missed.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
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Eastland Mall

The mall that hasn't had a successful redevelopment because in reality nothing would replace it. It should have been left alone instead of demolished, but unless they build another Eastland, people know that something will always be missing, and that they fucked up by taking it from them. It's like a neighborhood that no longer exists, it's gone forever now.
Eastland Mall will always be missed.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
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Easthetic

Ayo the Taco without the bell is not an Easthetic
by Xue Xiao Piao Piao November 16, 2021
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