Cunt Schnapps

Describes the intoxicating effect female genitalia has on a heterosexual male. Its is often said that like alcohol, once a man has had his first taste of pussy he will spend the rest of his life doing almost anything to receive or procure the next piece

Have you seen Dave by any chance John? Havn't seen him all night. He is at the bar trying to chat up the barmaid. He is always trying to chat her up! I know, he is drunk on cunt schnapps

by Hoareman June 19, 2011

Cunt Exhaust

A dirty vagina, releasing fumes/liquid/etc which one would consider to be pollution. So bad that it will cause damage to the ozone layer.

Man, I don't think she washed or has been with someone in a while because I experienced some serious Cunt Exhaust last night!

by heatmagruff May 14, 2010

Cunt Cloak

When an otherwise reasonable female boss suddenly turns into a cunt.
Similar to the cloak of invisibility from Harry Potter, no one can see when the cunt cloak is put on, it just is.

My boss came out of her office in her cunt cloak and started yelling at everyone.

by El Walkerama October 13, 2014

cunt splunker

One who explores vagina. One who likes to eat pussy. The opposite of cocksucker.

My gynecologist is a Cunt Splunker.

by poolaholic March 18, 2015

Thundering cunt

A fat over-opinionated mother-in-law who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up

Friend:Hey Brian is your thundering cunt coming to Christmas dinner?
Brian:No Amber's parents are going away for Christmas

by Fuckyourcuntmom August 24, 2016

A shower of cunts

Colloquialism/collective noun

1. A description of the current British political system.

2. Football hooligans
3. Estate agents

The back-door privatisation of the NHS is testament to the fact we have a shower of cunts we have to deal with.

by dizzyeyedbex October 19, 2016

cunt button

1. n. someone who is instantly aggravated by any situation

2. n. female equivalent to dickhead
3. n. derogatory name for the psychological effect that when triggered sets a woman into super bitch mode

1. Wendy is whiny little cunt button.
2. My Engish teacher is a fucking cunt button.
3. Wow! I wonder who pushed Vickys cunt button.

by howardchrist December 8, 2016