alex 

someone who will make you fall in love with him and tell you he loves you then breaks your heart. He is the type of person to make plans then cancel an hour before. He is the type of person to break up with you for your bestfriend.

person 1: omg I'm dating alex
person 2: he just broke up with me 5 minutes ago?!

alex by thicc_btch(hotter.than.ur.mom) October 3, 2023

Alex 

A kid who dick rides jv football and band. 5’6 who wears the same north face outfits on repeat. if you ever see an alex, trip him, i would suggest spitting on him but he def likes that. make sure your bestfriends ugly bc he’ll most definitely get with them.

i just got dumped by Alex!?

“oh no that’s tragic”
bitch no tf it isn’t

Alex by iloveborderbunnies!! October 11, 2023

Alex 

Alex

Alex. Last white man to be speared by an aboriginal - North Queensland

Alex by Trio, Bestie 1 October 13, 2023

Alex 

Alex is a beautiful man. I love watching him play soccer as his gyat jiggles around up down and around (and side to side).
He is loved by everyone even though he smells like dead fish. When Alex bends over I can't help myself but approach it with my hands out and drooling. He's asking for it, so I give it a good rub.

I need Alex's gyat!!!!

Alex by katya__ October 16, 2023

Alex 

SIMP

Alex is a SIMP. Period

Alex by Peter ;) October 16, 2023

alex 

the best boyfriend ever who deserves the world. he is caring sweet pretty and just a overall amazing person i will always remember him

me(his gf) alex is so amazing

random girl... you are so right

me(his gf) i hope you die ugly slut

alex by anonymous November 16, 2023

Alex 

Gotta big dick knows how to fuck good a nice person strong for no reason caring and loving is going to fight for those who they care about and is a psychopath and not scared of nun or scared to kill.

Yo Alex what’s up

Alex by Wion November 19, 2023