hand-wrist

a physical deformity in which the size of the wrist and the size of the hand have little or no differance, making it seem as if fingers sprouted directly out of one's wrist. this condition is believed to be a result of chronic masturbation. (or just being fat)

Jim Ellis has the worst hand-wrists ever.

by Ümbra May 26, 2004

sunas hands

suna rintarous hands are very gorgeous, wjich is why sunashands1 on twitter made it their useraname

sunashands1 is very swag😎

person 1: did you see sunas hands in the new haikyuu episode

person 2: YES! they were very pretty😩

by fabberer gabberer March 11, 2021

Curious Hands

Hands wanting to touch ones' privates.

I had curious hands in the shower yesterday.

by Annoymous667 December 10, 2013

On the hand pump

The act of frantically pleasuring oneself whilst alone.

Oh my lord! I walked in Andrews bedroom yesterday and I caught him on the hand pump. Whilst watching the free 10 minutes on television X

The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.

by [e-mail] December 29, 2016

Hand Dimples

The small creases on the joints of your fingers when your hand is outstretched.

The woman was old and had many hand dimples on her fingers.

by OoGoldbeltoO June 26, 2016

Pringle Hand

The state your hand is in after consuming a whole can of Pringles. Usually consists of red, swollen fingers.

In some severe cases, the their may broken bones involved.

Aelm: "Yo man, wanna go play some basketball?"

Zir: "Nah man, I have a bad case of Pringle Hand."

Aelm: "Aww, I feel your pain bro."

by Freebie Link November 24, 2010

Triangle Hands

Triangle hands: An upside-down triangle hand gesture that one makes either when things are ridiculous, awkward, or for no reason whatsoever. The triangle hand is made when a person brings their fingers together so they touch, and then points their hand down, therefore creating what looks like an upside-down triangle. It is important to note here that when a person makes two triangle hands and rotates them while emitting a strange noise from their throat, they are trying to signal the extreme awkwardness of a situation.

Person 1: It's awkward, cause she doesn't even know the other girl isn't into her.
Person 2: And she's still trying to get with her?
Person 1: Oh yeah. She's real thirsty.
Person 2: Well, that's awkward. Definitely a triangle hands moment. *triangle hands*

by trianglehandsqueen June 27, 2013