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prepare the sexy 

a term P. Diddy used while on the Conan O'Brien show. when he 'prepares the sexy', he has some people arrive to his hotel room or other residence to adjust the temperature, draw a bath that is the correct temperature, disperse scent, turn down the sheets, etc. This ensures that the place has the proper mood.
Wherever you go, you gots to prepare the sexy.
prepare the sexy by jcash January 30, 2005
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ugly sexy 

A person not conventionally good looking but something about them is so hot.
ugly sexy by streetsmarty February 13, 2014

Virtual Sexy-Shop (VSS) 

A Virtual Sexy-Shop (VSS) is when you and your romantic partner shop for something sexy to use together; a new article of clothing, a pair of shoes or a sex-toy. The difference is that the shopper goes alone and takes pictures of the different options while wearing the item in the change room! After texting their top picks to their partner, a choice is made, purchased and the date is set to try it out!
Hey, I'd love to have a pair of Lucite shoes. Let's do a Virtual Sexy-Shop (VSS)!

big sexy man 

The type of guy that one can only see in movies. "The Perfect Man" Likes puppies and long walks on the beach
"I just need to find you a big sexy man"

Amazon Prime and Sexy Time 

Like Netflix and chill, just more refined and expensive
Girl: 'Netflix and chill?'
Guy: 'Noooo, Amazon prime and sexy time is more my thing'

Annoying is the new sexy 

When someone is being so annoying and nosey you develop a crush on them
Girl 1: God! Mathew is so annoying today! But he's kinda turning me on too...

Girl 2: Well you know what they say annoying is the new sexy hehe

death by sexy 

a. packing one's funholes full of fantastic until they sexplode

or

b. sophomore album by Eagles of Death Metal, a side project of Queens of the Stone Age's Josh Homme and childhood friend Jesse "the devil" Hughes.
"Man, did you pick up that copy of death by sexy?"
"Yeah, dude, my sister got so excited listening to it she sexploded."

"Hey, baby, you in the mood for a little death by sexy?"
death by sexy by spandettta July 29, 2007