Mr. Snuggle Pants

A pet name reserved for only the best male lover.

Usually given to a man who exhibits a nice thick package and knows how to use it.

Hey there Mr. Snuggle Pants, Misty wants to Play!

Bryan is a total Mr. Snuggle Pants.

by JustIndecent November 24, 2011

Poopoo nigga pants

For when yo ass just goin ham in yo pants

“Whats up joe?”
“Poopoo nigga pants”
“What”

by Poopoo nigga pants November 20, 2019

Pant Full of Bone

A rock-hard schlong cooped up inside one's pants. PFOB, for short.

I've got a pant full of bone right now...I can't wait to impregnate your mouth.

by Banana Stand April 02, 2013

fling flong pants

Pants that allow the male genitalia to flop around freely in a fling flong like motion.

As Mr. Howell played floor hockey his penis flopped around aggressively in his fling flong pants.

by Mimi2680 January 01, 2014

carbomb in my pants

When you scream ALLAHUAKBAR and you jizz a lot in your pants

What's that stain on your pants? I made a carbomb in my pants

by FaZe Allah December 19, 2016

Creamed My Pants

To have an spontaneous orgasm upon viewing something of exceptional awesomeness.

When I met Daft Punk, I creamed my pants.

by Southern Girl & Kansas Man December 30, 2008

oompa-loompa pants

"Gaucho pants" Hideously ugly and absurd item of clothing. Proof that if an item of clothing is promoted enough by the fashion industry (no matter how ugly) girls will by it.

"Oh my gosh, did you see her oompa-loompa pants? Those things are ridiculous looking!"

Man: "Dear, those pants are UGLY!"
Woman: "I know, but they're sooo in style right now."
Man: "So what, they're still ugly!"
Woman: "Uhhh, you just don't get it."
Man: "I may not be up on all the latest trends, but I know UGLY when I see it."

by bigdaddy_g April 05, 2006