5 definitions by John232115

Wobblin Gobblin

The term given to inebriated young women who is struggling to walk (due to their inebriation) and looking to gobble some cock (male penis)

"hey guys lets go look for some wobblin gobblins"

"that party is full of wobblin gobblins, you wanna go get our dicks sucked?"

by John232115 March 28, 2010

Dart Arm

the inability to play beer pong on a Friday or Saturday night due to the fact that you played hundreds of games of darts during the week.

"wow, i cannot make a cup tonight, I think i have a case of dart arm"

by John232115 February 20, 2010

Gook Ghosting

A variation of the sport of ghosting, (the challenge of walking, jogging, or running behind an individual as close as possible to them without them noticing you are there) but is limited to gooks or chinese or any variation of asians.

"look at that chink...lets go gook ghost him"

"ill give you 5 bucks if you go gook ghost that zipperhead"

"gook ghosting is the best sport ever"

by John232115 March 28, 2010

Jantz in my pants

The common act for college football fans to " Jantz in their pants" after witnessing an unbelievable, outstanding, remarkable play by Iowa State quarterback Steele Jantz. This term is in relation to the ever popular jizz in my pants phrase.

Fan 1: Hey steve! did you see that play that Steele just made!?
Fan 2: Wow! I just JANTZED IN MY PANTS!!!

i'm going to go jantz off after the game today.

I cant wait for Steele to make me jantz in my pants today!

The way Steele played against Iowa literally made me jantz in my pants!

by John232115 September 12, 2011

Cracker Tapped

not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut butter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.

" Ouch i just got cracker tapped!"

" Zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk"

by John232115 March 24, 2010