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Short Game

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.
by Dr. Foo November 22, 2011
mugGet the Short Gamemug.

Short tie

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
by mm_16 January 7, 2024
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Drawing The Short Stick

A normal sized person 69ing with a midget.
Last night was pretty sweet. I was drawing the short stick and got to lick lick licking the mini kit kit kitty.
by sandiegophillykilla March 27, 2019
mugGet the Drawing The Short Stickmug.

Short Dominican Woman

They scary AF bro... not kidding. They ready to beat yo ass the very MOMENT you step outta line.
And let me tell you from my experience, they don't give a FLYING FUCK act who you are, they dgaf act who yk, who's yo baby daddy/ momma, they DONT CARE IF YOUR THEIR KID, SHE'S ALWAYS READY TO THROW HANDS.
"Why is she so aggressive? I always see her hitting people"

"She's Dominican right?"

"Yea?"

"And she's short..."

"What's the point?"

"She's a short Dominican woman !!"
by too...bad March 1, 2023
mugGet the Short Dominican Womanmug.

Tackle short of a set of six

Derogatory Australian slang to describe a mentally challenged Rugby League football player who struggles to communicate outside of a series of umms and ahhs or pre-rehearsed stock phrases from the Rugby League lexicon.
Upon watching an interview with an NRL player:

"Mate, that bloke is a tackle short of a set of six".
by Semaj Snosrap September 24, 2020
mugGet the Tackle short of a set of sixmug.

selling you short

a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.
ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.

ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)

ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.
by Shumongous October 13, 2014
mugGet the selling you shortmug.

Short

The amount of time left to live due to the Corona virus
Doc:You have a short amount of time to live
Person:Why?
Doc:sorry I have always want to say that.
by Strange death March 25, 2020
mugGet the Shortmug.

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