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Materism

The religion of those who worship Tow Mater and believe Cars 3 isn't canon
"After converting to Materism I started pulling hella bitches. Shit's crazy" - Ghandi or something idgaf
by N.ether August 24, 2023
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Material Baddie

A person who can hold their own and take care of themselves in the corporeal realm. They are typically very attractive and independent.
Alexis Rose from the TV show Schitts Creek is such a material baddie.
by Earthmangaboy13 August 27, 2023
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MaterBating

Jack: I fell off my bed while I was fucking my girl
Joe: That wasn't regular sex, that was MaterBating
by Dumbfuck supreme September 2, 2023
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Mateo

hottest mf alive. tall with a resting bitch face but a big heart

mateo has very nice hands and an incredible sense of humour

he will supply you with nerdy funfacts about everything, reminding you you can never stop learning

he also has a very large cock making it hard to resist the urge of wanting to suck it
person1: look its mateo!
person2: damn i wanna jump on his dick rn
person1: me too bro me too
by reallifegotham July 24, 2024
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Mateski

A phrase which mashes up the words "mate" and "broski" to create an informal greeting. It can be used as a replacement for "homie", "brother", etc.

Wafi from the discord server "Carti Hub" is known for creating this word, the word is very popular among underground rapper fans on discord.
Person 1: What up mateski?
Person 2: Nothing new, I'm just chilling
by thesigmarizzler July 24, 2024
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Mateo

Wow! That dude is a Mateo
by Badingi August 4, 2024
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materialistic manlet

A deleteriously diminutive, overcompensating and money-grubbing manlet boy who futilely seeks to overcome his devastatingly desolating manletism by imprudently purchasing expensive goods such as gold-plated high heels and jewel-encrusted step stools. The puny materialistic manlet can often be detected as he effeminately prances around in upscale boutiques, accompanied by his giggling and squabbling clique of preposterously petite, pint-sized materialistic manlet girlfriends. Here the seriously stunted silly sissy manlets put on tiny, little fashion shows by daintily skipping along a catwalk consisting of an empty shoe box as the delusional runway manlets delightedly display their prospective new short shorts, summer dresses and high heels while the surrounding fawning manlet fairies shower them with rose petals and girlishly sip strawberry margaritas out of pink ampoules.
Manmore 1: Lol, look at that garishly dressed materialistic manlet prancing around wearing his new mink coat and gold-plated high heels! Manmore 2: At least it only cost one poor minklet his life to make that microscopic manlet's lilliputian, little coatlet. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 29, 2024
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